Han Solo Vs Batman

Han Solo Vs Batman

Suggested by batman3.14

Smuggled in from the Star Wars universe is Han Solo going up against Batman from the DC Comics universe.

Round 1:
Setting:Coruscant Streets/alleys during the day Han Solo: EU
Batman: TAS

Round 2:
Setting: Kashyyyk at night
Han Solo: EU
Batman: New 52

Who wins in each scenario?

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33 Comments on "Han Solo Vs Batman"

  1. Tancalebner June 29, 2014 at 6:43 am -      #1

    How in the butt did this get here? This is a ridiculous match…

  2. Rookie June 29, 2014 at 6:43 am -      #2

    Probably Batman in round 1 and Batman for sure in round 2.

  3. Tancalebner June 29, 2014 at 6:45 am -      #3

    This is like a shoot out between Lebraun James and Honey Boo Boo!

  4. the watcher June 29, 2014 at 6:46 am -      #4

    Well then. Wasn’t expecting something like this.
    Depends on how good Batman’s suit is. I don’t remember blasters being very good, so Batman could win.

  5. Jolttra June 29, 2014 at 6:55 am -      #5

    Han’s Blaster would tear threw Bat’s armor like toilet paper. Only the Insider suit stands a slight chance, and I do mean slight. Not that is matters, Bat would kick Han’s ass any day of the week.

  6. The Sony Girl June 29, 2014 at 7:02 am -      #6

    Basically the opposite of Batman vs Darth Vader. Does anyone want any educational games?

  7. Zaied June 29, 2014 at 7:48 am -      #7

    Batman, both rounds.

  8. Demonfire48 June 29, 2014 at 8:21 am -      #8

    Batman wins this one, imo. But, if we want to get any actual debating done, we should establish what period in the timeline we are using for both of them. EU is not very specific, and Han Solo is in a lot of EU works. Where in the EU are we talking about? Vong? Dark Nest? Return of the Empire? Even then, I would think it is grasping strings, and that Batman wins due to his superior intellect, fitness, technique, and technology.

  9. Ragnorke June 29, 2014 at 8:39 am -      #9

    *sigh* I am disappointed in you batman3.14
    I’m trying to debate batman vs vader… and then you suggest this? >.>

    Do I need to copy/paste the 5 posts full of batman feats that I posted earlier?

    Batmans suit can tank sixty thousand volts of electricity without any damage. He can also tank a few pounds of semtex stuck directly to his body.
    That puts the batsuits durability at ridiculous levels.
    Bruce himself has plenty superhuman strength and durability feats without equipment too.
    anddddd he dodges machine gun fire on a regular basis

  10. itcheyness June 29, 2014 at 10:05 am -      #10

    Batman stomps.

    There’s an even bigger stomp coming tomorrow though, so prepare yourselves…

  11. Ranger Lowk June 29, 2014 at 10:09 am -      #11

    Give Batman a break. You guys know there are other BatHeroes, like Batwing or Batwoman. They are pretty good.

  12. Ragnorke June 29, 2014 at 10:12 am -      #12

    ” You guys know there are other BatHeroes, like Batwing or Batwoman. They are pretty good.”

    And about 6 Robins…

  13. Ragnorke June 29, 2014 at 10:15 am -      #13

    Also…

    @Jolttra
    “Han’s Blaster would tear threw Bat’s armor like toilet paper. ”

    This isnt necessarily true.
    Has anyone calculated how much energy a Blaster produces? Caus tanking 60k volts of electricity is a shit ton of energy…

  14. Rookie June 29, 2014 at 10:22 am -      #14

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    static.comicvine.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/11114/111145314/3750575-5030648918-35402.jpg

    ))))): static.comicvine.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/14/149681/3856856-2215057-untitled.png

  15. Ragnorke June 29, 2014 at 10:29 am -      #15

    @Rookie
    WHY U DO DIS?!?!?!
    www.waterwisepoolsandspas.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/My_eyes.png

  16. Ranger Lowk June 29, 2014 at 10:32 am -      #16

    “And about 6 Robins…”

    Gotham apparently not short on crazy people willing to put on skin tight suits.

  17. Rookie June 29, 2014 at 10:39 am -      #17

    @Ragnorke

    Well it did happen. So kinda feat for Batkick unique ability))) Yet still even for me this whole Spectre vs Batman thing is even more ridiculous then this:

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

  18. Ragnorke June 29, 2014 at 10:52 am -      #18

    @Rookie
    Is it weird that i wouldn’t mind seeing that as an actual movie? Would be pretty interesting xD
    Although i am slightly traumatized…

  19. Rookie June 29, 2014 at 11:01 am -      #19

    @Ragnorke

    ” Would be pretty interesting xD”

    But it’s over 9 hours!)))

  20. Namer June 29, 2014 at 1:38 pm -      #20

    Han’d need some of the higher end SW equipment if he wants to make this. Has he ever used other stuff than his typical blaster?

  21. Ragnorke June 29, 2014 at 1:39 pm -      #21

    “Han’d need some of the higher end SW equipment if he wants to make this.”

    Even a lightsaber wouldnt cut it… Nothing would help, since Batman can just EMP.
    Honestly Batman would just “disappear” and then throw a single batarang which would penetrate Hans skill, or electrocute him, or burn him.

  22. Crimson Sentry June 29, 2014 at 4:01 pm -      #22

    This is a clear stomp for batman, but if we added Boba Fett into he mix with Han it’d definitely even things up.

  23. Ragnorke June 29, 2014 at 4:21 pm -      #23

    “but if we added Boba Fett into he mix with Han it’d definitely even things up.”

    EMPs…

  24. Crimson Sentry June 29, 2014 at 4:31 pm -      #24

    thought boba was emp resistant

  25. Jake_Uzumaki June 29, 2014 at 4:32 pm -      #25

    Boba could still beat Batman to death. He has nothing that can get through Mandalorian Iron.

  26. Ragnorke June 29, 2014 at 4:47 pm -      #26

    How resistant is mandalorian iron to shock and heat?

  27. Murder June 29, 2014 at 5:02 pm -      #27

    EU isn’t cannon anymore so any feat for Boba has to come from the movies or the clone wars show. So what durability feats do the sw movies show for Bobby? I recall a blind man kicking his ass but thats all…

  28. Parryboy June 29, 2014 at 5:23 pm -      #28

    Han will mistake Batman for Vader and start shooting him out of fear, and then Batman suddenly appears to Solo’s ear and says “Kid, your GF nailed his brother”
    Then caves a Batarang to his skull

  29. batman3.14 June 29, 2014 at 9:05 pm -      #29

    @Ragnorke at #9

    Sorry, I haven’t been on much lately and didn’t know that Batman vs Darth Vader was popular again.

    @Murder

    At the moment, only the Movies are perfect “canon”. That is why star wars canon is separated into different kinds, from G-Canon (George Lucas canon) to N-canon (non-canon). Most EU is C-canon (continuity canon) and is personally my favorite.

    Combo Han and Boba would probably be too much for bats. Mandolorian armor is resistant to anything Bats has, and Boba can spot Bats quickly due to his infrared sensor. Bats can’t even sneak up behind him, due to Boba’s 360 view from his helmet. I know that TAS batman does not have any protection from infrared scanners, and I haven’t seen the new 52 batman have any protection from it either. Bats may be able to dodge some blaster fire, but his regular tools won’t be able to damage Boba, let alone hit. Boba has amazing reflexes, as shown by the following scans:

    s161.photobucket.com/user/f2928/media/2438712-boba_fett_reflexes_zps41fbbf50.jpg.html?t=1389143381

    i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/f2928/BobaFettDodgesBlasterFire_zps8b020365.jpg

    i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/f2928/BobaFettFlying4_zps94943fad.jpg

    Luckily, Bats does not need to use his own tools. He could take out Solo and take his laser gun, but even with that, he won’t be able to penetrate Boba unless he hit the jetpack which is not made from Beskar (as far as I know). Once again, hitting Boba may not be easy. Finally the last fault with this plan is the problem Bats has with guns. I haven’t seen Bats use a gun since Batman:Year 2. Furthermore, I don’t believe that he has picked up a gun at all in the new 52.

  30. erickyboo June 30, 2014 at 12:36 am -      #30

    Han Solo’s face looks like he’s like, ‘are you kidding me?’

  31. Xander Xtreme June 30, 2014 at 12:57 am -      #31

    hey erickyboo! did you go to the chatbox?

  32. AmericanBadger June 30, 2014 at 1:48 am -      #32

    Batman raaaaaaaaaaaapes. Han is cool but he’s got nothing on Mr. spandex. His pistol will do jack shit. Batman can dodge bullets and lasers are WAY slower then bullets. We’ve all seen it. I’m pretty sure my old broken paintball gun shoots at higher velocities. And once batman gets close, its done, game over. Batman would Jeet Kune Do all over his face.

    Hell he could probably beat every jedi’s ass if they didn’t force powers to save them.

  33. AmericanBadger June 30, 2014 at 1:49 am -      #33

    Batman raaaaaaaaaaaapes. Han is cool but he’s got nothing on Mr. spandex. His pistol will do jack s**t. Batman can dodge bullets and lasers are WAY slower then bullets. We’ve all seen it. I’m pretty sure my old broken paintball gun shoots at higher velocities. And once batman gets close, its done, game over. Batman would Jeet Kune Do all over his face.

    Hell he could probably beat every jedi’s ass if they didn’t force powers to save them.

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